epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)



vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window



jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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(Source: abrotion)



darkheartedsouthernbelle:

Does anyone else find it absurd that all these people are like “Big is beautiful. Curvy girls are better bla bla bla” but the moment you say a girl is bigger, everyone is like “NO SHE’S NOT. SHE’S NORMAL.”? That’s sort of more of an insult isn’t it? To me, that says you don’t actually believe that big can be beautiful. You’re just saying it to convince others that you believe it. It’s much more empowering to say “Yea, she’s big and she’s perfect that way”.